How to be Hot in a Wheelchair

I don't think I'm shallow. I used to be a vegetarian (for 11 months) until I was eating at a chinese restaurant and just couldn't resist a huge plate of sweet 'n' sour chicken. I hated gossip and drama (but secretly loved it.) I considered crude and sexist humor to be beneath me. But I laughed to tears when I was alone. (I recommend Amy Schumer. That bitch is funny!) The point is, I like to a girly girl. Sometimes. And I like what I like. So congrats to me! I have found a purpose for my blog. And here it is:

How to be Hot in a Wheelchair

For my first post, let me enlighten you able-bodied lot. When you get diagnosed with something that puts you in a wheelchair, you're told to embrace it. Don't feel hopeless. You can still live a completely normal life. Blah blah blah. Have any of you ever spoken to a young person in a wheelchair? It sucks ass, let me tell you. They're all suicidal and scared. I got no support from people my age. That's the sad thing. But I want to be that for someone. Because our life isn't over. Listen to me, not your psychologist because I, unlike them, am living  it.

First of all, dating. It's tricky. Currently, I am single. But I blame that on where I live. I live in my hometown and I know everybody from high school. I used to live in the city but then it got spendy so I had to move back home. At least I'm not living with my parents, though! Thank god! I live in a tiny aparment with creepy neighbors. I went to check my mail the other day without a bra on and one of my neighbors was staring  freely in my chest region. Gross. Anyway...

My first tip. Even if it's true, don't act like your chair is a big deal. As far as you're concerned, it's not even there. Shower. Groom yourself. Wear make-up and nice clothes. Some may think this is obvious but I've met a lot of people who just don't care. We can still look hot! Don't forget! Ever! In every book, article, movie, etc. they say confidence is the sexiest thing in people. Which it is. But for us, it's easier said than done. Granted, some people will always get turned off by our chair. It's a total bummer. It really is. Especially if they're super appealing. But screw them. Try not to get hung up on them and move on. You are hot! And don't forget it! I mean it!

So, I'll start updating on my movements and conquests. And get out there. Show those able-bodied freaks what they've been missing!